A really, really bad poem about really, really good beer.
A is for Allagash, Belgian masterpieces brewed in Maine
B is for BrewDog, a 55% ABV beer is just insane
C is for Cantillon, phenomenal lambics, guezes and krieks
D is for Dogfish Head, Sam Calagione is a craft brewing freak
E is for Elysian, one of many brewed in the city of Seattle
F is for Flying Dog, a gonzo Ralph Steadman label on each bottle
G is for Goose Island, the Monster of the Midway
H is for HaandBryggereit, great beer out of Norway
I is for Innis & Gunn, who use barrels that once contained whiskey
J is for Jolly Pumpkin, artisan ales from Michigan brewed for you and me
K is for Kona, coffee, surfing and beer in an island paradise
L is for Lake Placid, Ubu to help keep you warm from the sleet, snow and ice
M is for Mikkeller, the Danes making ales in the American-style
N is for North Coast, their Old Rasputin makes me smile
O is for Oak Creek, their amber has a great, nutty taste
P is for Panil, I wouldn't let a drop of it go to waste
Q is for Qingdao, from Shandong Province on the East China Sea
R is for Russian River, send me some Pliny the Elder brew master Vinnie
S is for Stone, they really are liberal with the hops
T is for Three Floyds, their Dark Lord deserves major props
U is for Unibroue, from our neighbors to the north
V is for Victory, who consistently prove their worth
W is for Westvleteren, with its comparison to the Holy Grail
X is for Xingu, a German-style schwarzbier from Brazil
Y is for Yuengling, the oldest brewery in the states
Z is for Zatec, among Czech pilseners this one really rates
There are many more breweries worth consideration,
But for letters our alphabet has only twenty-six.
Please remember to always drink in moderation;
Drinking and driving are an unhealthy mix.
Next Time: Hmm, no idea...maybe I'll do another poem
